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smokeweeedgethigh: 3570k: 2nd grade fight at it’s best “shut...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:38:01 -0400

smokeweeedgethigh:

3570k:

2nd grade fight at it’s best

“shut up you dominos eatin..”

Omg

THEY BIGGA THAN ELF EARS ahahahahahsifohewqt

Yesterday’s gospel really touched my heart. Luke 7:36-50, if you want to read it.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:33:00 -0400

Yesterday’s gospel really touched my heart.

Luke 7:36-50, if you want to read it.

bvsedjesus: meloetta: This gif is basically my childhood. Im...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:27:12 -0400

bvsedjesus:

meloetta:

This gif is basically my childhood.

Im broke except i succeed in getting da poon

"Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 07:47:23 -0400

“Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise.”

- Frank Ocean (via perfect)

hula-hope: My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:33:28 -0400

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

laughingstation: More FUNNY POST here!

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:05:44 -0400

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

i-am-mishafuckingcollins: vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque:...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:56:47 -0400

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

vardaesque:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left.

BLESS YOU

YOU KIND HUMAN

xasnl: F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y ME

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:57:32 -0400

xasnl:

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

ME

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:49:26 -0400

pokemonpalooza: Artist: ふるぅ

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:27:26 -0400

pokemonpalooza:

Artist: ふるぅ

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:58:52 -0400

rainbow09: ★

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:58:38 -0400

rainbow09:

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I’m not really all that special to you anymore. I realized that just this morning. Heck, was...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:12:31 -0400

I’m not really all that special to you anymore. I realized that just this morning.

Heck, was I even anything close to the word?

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 13:48:01 -0400

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Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:41:51 -0400

rodneykong: what do we want a cure for alzheimers when do we want it what

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:23:33 -0400

rodneykong:

what do we want

a cure for alzheimers

when do we want it

what

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Sat, 08 Jun 2013 00:39:55 -0400

itsnachoday: life representation

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 23:58:34 -0400

itsnachoday:

life representation